Found on FB Marketplace - Ride of the Valkyries

Kinja'd!!! "Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib)
09/24/2020 at 10:04 • Filed to: None

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This is short money for a 7, but why is the rear suspension sagging?

Uh oh...

edit: Seller found a sucker  buyer, after totally bullshitting about the sagging rear susp. 


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
09/24/2020 at 10:11

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lol “well maintained” also “sat for a YEAR” you couldn’t pay me $2750 to go and get that car


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
09/24/2020 at 10:13

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Well maintained until I purchased my new one last year.

Ha! At least he’s honest.


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Tripper
09/24/2020 at 10:14

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Some guys just gotta have that Bangle butt..


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/24/2020 at 10:25

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I asked the seller about the sagging rear end; the reply reeks of bullshit.

Stability control and telematics. It’s a 745. It’s not a Chevy. When started and drivin it sets its up Its original price tag was 89k. Long story short it’s normal and a feature.

Sounds like there’s a leak in the air ride suspension. 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
09/24/2020 at 10:31

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To be fair, I think broken shit probably is normal and a feature on that car.

Another feature is that it will cost a fortune to fix. Because $89k or something.  


Kinja'd!!! onlytwowheels > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
09/24/2020 at 10:32

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The pric e reflects the repair costs that will be incurred upon purchase.


Kinja'd!!! Discerning > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
09/24/2020 at 10:33

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He is being 100% dishonest. Either that or it has always done that since he bought it and he thinks it’s normal.

Definitely an air suspension issue


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
09/24/2020 at 10:59

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Ha!


Kinja'd!!! ClassicDatsunDebate > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
09/24/2020 at 11:12

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There is a same year 7 (gold) that’s street parked on my walking route.  When it’s raining out, the windows are completely fogged with condensation.  I can’t imagine the cost of maintaining such a beast....or not maintaining as the case may be.


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > onlytwowheels
09/24/2020 at 11:41

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Of course. Because German car. 


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
09/24/2020 at 12:40

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My local Porsche dealership advertises on Facebook. The other day there was a 2013 Panamera listed for just under $30,000. They wrote out all of it’s features, including the ori ginal sticker price of $96,000. I don’t know if 70% depreciation is a selling point or not.


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Sovande
09/24/2020 at 13:48

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For a 7 year old import out of warranty? My guess is that’s about right. ymmv